What is your name:
Where were you born:
Do you have any family:
Yes, brothers, nephews and grand nephews. And I guess I can count Roger among that by now. He's managed to keep up with my sex drive for the last 10 years. Oh, My father passed away years ago.
Where do you see yourself in 10 years:
I'd like to still be alive. At my age it isn't a much of a certainty as it is for a young man like you. I'm seventy-eight.
What is your goal:
Oh, I'm thinking I'll go look for a young man who needs to get laid and show him what an expert can do. Yes, I have a boyfriend. Yes, Roger knows I enjoy chasing young men, I wouldn't do that behind his back, what kind of man do you take me for?
What obstacles have you had in your life:
Oh, I've had to deal with head strong actors, idiot directors, and studio executives who just couldn't see what I was trying to produce.
How have you overcome them:
I slept with them, mostly. Like my dear grandpa loved to say, there's nothing a <censored> up the <censored> can't fix. And I've found it's mostly true.
What are you most passionate about:
Sex. I just can't get enough of it.
Do you have a pet peeve:
Nurses who won't sleep with me. The hospital keeps sending me woman nurses, and they force me to take pills and want me to stay in bed. I'm not dead yet. At least Roger makes being in bed entertaining.
What relationship-romantic or otherwise-has been the most significant in your life:
I... Significant? I suppose my thirty years with Century Fox would be the most significant time I had. No, of course I wasn't involved with any one person there, I worked there. Mostly producing Television shows. I'm the man behind Predators, you know. It went on for seven seasons and then continued in syndication. It garnered a dozen awards from safety organization for helping keep people safe.
What has been your greatest accomplishment:
Never getting caught.
Your greatest failure:
I don't know, probably when I failed to convince Donald and Daniel to stay in Pittsburgh. When they moved away everyone else followed it seems, well, except for Bobby, but he's usually busy with his kids. It hasn't been the same without them around.
What do you consider your greatest strength:
My ability to <censored> for hours on end, if not days. It's a family trait, that and being gay.
Your greatest weakness:
Young horny boys. They're just so delicious.
How do you compensate for your weakness(es):
Why would I want to compensate for that? Unless you mean trying to get more than one at a time? Oh, I've managed it, but it's tougher than you think. With only one I can convince him what we'll do is fine, even good, you get more than one and I have to be careful to keep them busy so they won't talk among themselves too much, at least not until I've done each of them, after that it's usually a good time for everyone.
Are you well-liked? Why or why not? If not, would you want to change that? What changes would you be willing to make:
Of course I'm well liked, and if some guy doesn't like me, give me an hour with him and he'll love me after that.
What one thing is essential to having a good day? Or Describe your hypothetical best day ever:
Ohhh, bring a handful of needy young men to the campground, get hornweed into them and watch them try to keep their horniness under control until they're ready to burst and then I show them the time of their lives.
What is your decision-making process:
Go over their resume, make sure they fit the role they'll be playing. Sometimes I'll let them sleep with me to get the role, but only if I think they'll be good. I've never let sleeping with an actor hurt a show.
Who do you admire most:
All the silent era greats. You need to watch one of their movies, Chaplin, Keaton, and all the others. They did things with only visuals that today needs computers to accomplish.
Which Deadly Sin would you be:
Sin? Or I don't believe in those things. The Church made them up to control people.
Who is your role model:
He's dead, Ah!
What is your favorite book:
The art of making movies, the 2038 version. I'm in it.
What is your weapon of choice:
I'm too old to think about fighting, but in my youth I could wield a mean baseball bat.
Do you have any spiritual belief/s:
No, but I guess I'll find out soon enough if I should have had them
If you could be in a Disney movie, what would your role be:
I'm the wrong gender, but that octopus woman in the little mermaid, because I make guys dreams come true.
Which emoji describes you the best:
The kids keep sending me thumbs-up, so I guess that'll be it.